July 24, 2014

spicyshimmy:

because nothing says christmas like your soulmate dying of radiation poisoning giving you one last goodbye kiss through the glass while your knees crumple under the weight of your sorrow, the upcoming 2015 wrath of khan hallmark christmas ornament is a must have!

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

xombiedirge:

Her by Bruce Yan / Tumblr / Twitter

xombiedirge:

Her by Bruce Yan / Tumblr / Twitter

killian-me-softly-jones:

Retail space beside Bob’s Burgers

ipissedinyourmountaindew:

124:

getyourspoons:

It doesn’t come from sky.

he really is an alien

I understand exactly what he means. I feel like I just achieved enlightenment
shoeboxtony:

Vincent van Gogh - Skull with a Burning Cigarette, 1885-86. Oil on canvas

shoeboxtony:

Vincent van Gogh - Skull with a Burning Cigarette, 1885-86. Oil on canvas

ofools:

i love wearing helmets, they protect my medieval nobleman head from being cleaved with a sword, but i do not wish for anyone to think that i don’t have a mustache under it
if only there was a way to let the common man on the battlefield know of my facial hair situation

ofools:

i love wearing helmets, they protect my medieval nobleman head from being cleaved with a sword, but i do not wish for anyone to think that i don’t have a mustache under it

if only there was a way to let the common man on the battlefield know of my facial hair situation

(Source: chosen-undead)

July 23, 2014

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.