this is how false information on tumblr works
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
The fucking caption on the picture is the funniest part though
The villain still pursues her
In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date.
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
People who just have one stick figure on their car of that whole stick figure family sticker fad are my favourite
I saw a truck with a bumper sticker that said “and the ‘lord’ said ‘piss off this is cattle country’”
I’ve been trying to decipher it for twenty minutes. Why is lord in scare quotes, and no where around here is cattle country where is this person from, are there that many atheist farmers that it warrants a bumper sticker?
Wal-Mart earned $27 billion in profit last year. They could afford to pay their bottom million workers $10,000 more a year, raise all of those people out of poverty, cost — save taxpayers billions of dollars, and still earn $17 billion in profit, right? It’s simply nuts that we have allowed this to happen. […] You know, this ridiculous idea that a worker on Wall Street who earns tens of millions of dollars a year securitizing imaginary assets or doing high-frequency trading is worth 1,000 times as much as workers who earn tens of thousands of dollars a year educating our children, growing or serving us our food, throwing themselves into harm’s away to protect our life or property, that this difference reflects the true value or intrinsic worth of these jobs is nonsense.
stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love
This is the most important thing I have ever read.