because nothing says christmas like your soulmate dying of radiation poisoning giving you one last goodbye kiss through the glass while your knees crumple under the weight of your sorrow, the upcoming 2015 wrath of khan hallmark christmas ornament is a must have!
Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like
ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning
Retail space beside Bob’s Burgers
It doesn’t come from sky.
he really is an alienI understand exactly what he means. I feel like I just achieved enlightenment
Vincent van Gogh - Skull with a Burning Cigarette, 1885-86. Oil on canvas
i love wearing helmets, they protect my medieval nobleman head from being cleaved with a sword, but i do not wish for anyone to think that i don’t have a mustache under it
if only there was a way to let the common man on the battlefield know of my facial hair situation
Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.
Here’s the previous one.